My wife bought me this book...

My wife bought me this book...

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    My wife bought me this book...

    Think there is a message here somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Think there is a message here somewhere?

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    I smell a trap.......pppplllllease dont let your wife talk to mine!
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    Hmmmmm. Tread lightly, my friend, there are games afoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
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    Either you and your wife are in a great relationship, or you have been deceiving yourself with thinking your wife approves of all your outdoor and firearms pursuits?
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    Me thinks the proper term is "passive aggressive" .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Man View Post
    Either you and your wife are in a great relationship, or you have been deceiving yourself with thinking your wife approves of all your outdoor and firearms pursuits?
    She's never argued with me about any firearm I have wanted. She's gone with me on most of my hunts, trudging through rain and snow for hours. I just thought that the book title was funny.
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    My recommendation is that you burn that book, @G26Raven . Do it today.

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    Sounds a lot like something I told my wife this very day.
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    Their used to be a country song about a guys wife who started liking "Cheating Songs" And he had to wonder if she just liked the tune or the cheatin! DR
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    Keep the book, send me your wife. I'll send you a fruitcake in return. Maybe a card too.
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    For a few bucks, Ill print you some receipts for the amount you told your wife you paid for the ones you have already purchased.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dial1911 View Post
    For a few bucks, Ill print you some receipts for the amount you told your wife you paid for the ones you have already purchased.
    receipts are redundant in our home, not like we will sell anything everything has a place and is used.

    Brother youd be in a mess if your wife found the fake receipt and turned around and sold your guns for that price 😉


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    Sister, I'm with you. No safe queens in our house. And since my wife and I go over the bills together, she always knows exactly what I have spent each month. It's simply not an issue in our house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Keep the book, send me your wife. I'll send you a fruitcake in return. Maybe a card too.
    I'm not falling for these promises ever again!
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    I don't have any guns my wife doesn't know about. Conversely, I have no idea how many pairs of shoes she has...
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