That was a gas.
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Okay maybe you can but either way it is funny!
That was a gas.
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A 9MM MAY expand to .45 but a 45ACP will never shrink to 9MM.
One thing is for sure. When you reach a certain age, lying in ambush or hiding is a near impossibility. Maybe someone should invent a muffler. I attribute much of it to growing up in the jet age, though sometimes I sound like a "Poppin' Johnnie". (You youngsters will have to look that up and listen.)
BTW such bodily "utterances" can be clearly seen in cool weather with infra red cameras or scopes!
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That one's worse than the old case back when running shoes that light up were the big thing, and the cops arrested the guy trying to run away through the woods at night.
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From the article:Good stuff.The Liberty Police Department was surprised to see this incident slip out, which stinks for the arrestee
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Never run from the cops with a gas station burrito in your belly
I've gotten bogus citations by over-the-top cops before, but nothing even close to what he was doing.
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