You can't make this stuff up

You can't make this stuff up

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    You can't make this stuff up

    Okay maybe you can but either way it is funny!

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/missouri-...022026753.html

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    That was a gas.
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    One thing is for sure. When you reach a certain age, lying in ambush or hiding is a near impossibility. Maybe someone should invent a muffler. I attribute much of it to growing up in the jet age, though sometimes I sound like a "Poppin' Johnnie". (You youngsters will have to look that up and listen.)

    BTW such bodily "utterances" can be clearly seen in cool weather with infra red cameras or scopes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    That was a gas.
    He might as well asked them to pull his finger
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    That one's worse than the old case back when running shoes that light up were the big thing, and the cops arrested the guy trying to run away through the woods at night.
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    From the article:
    The Liberty Police Department was surprised to see this incident slip out, which stinks for the arrestee
    Good stuff.
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    Never run from the cops with a gas station burrito in your belly

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    I've gotten bogus citations by over-the-top cops before, but nothing even close to what he was doing.
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