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This is a discussion on Cooler full of male genetalia within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by jmf552 That procedure is know as an "adadictomy." But these body parts would have been obtained through "lopitoffamy" procedures. Ugh. jmf, that's ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmf552 View Post
    That procedure is know as an "adadictomy." But these body parts would have been obtained through "lopitoffamy" procedures.
    Ugh. jmf, that's good stuff right there.
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    Maybe there is a market for upgrades?
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    Makes "eat a bag of dicks" sound plausible.

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    Sounds like there wouldn't have been a problem if the parts were better organized. Like any hunter will tell you you have to leave the tag on until they are completely processed.
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    Okay, the bag of peni is funny but is no one going to mention the large torso with the small head sewn on it Frankenstein style? That one is pretty odd.
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    One of my jokes I tell when visiting a new doctor's office or in the hospital for something is this. Always gets a laugh and yes, it is my joke.

    ME: "I used to be in the medical field."
    XX: "Oh really, what did you do?"
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    XX: "Why did you have to leave?"
    ME: "I was having a lot of trouble getting a head."
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    Can someone in AZ with connections help me get my collection back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadguy View Post
    Can someone in AZ with connections help me get my collection back?
    It's a bummer but I highly doubt you will get your bag of dicks back. Since they were not labeled, they will probably need to have the widows sort through them to figure out where they go.
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    Cwynar said he saw:

    • Large male torsos with limbs and genitalia removed.
    • Buckets and coolers with various body parts, including a bucket of heads, arms and legs.
    • Body parts piled on top of each other throughout the facility, with no apparent identification.
    • Steel freezers with frozen body parts inside with no apparent identification.
    ... and the owners name was Steven Gore.
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    Jeffery Dahmer would be proud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMinSC View Post
    Okay, the bag of peni is funny but is no one going to mention the large torso with the small head sewn on it Frankenstein style? That one is pretty odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernBoyVA View Post
    One of my jokes I tell when visiting a new doctor's office or in the hospital for something is this. Always gets a laugh and yes, it is my joke.

    ME: "I used to be in the medical field."
    XX: "Oh really, what did you do?"
    ME: "I was a brain surgeon but I had to leave my practice."
    XX: "Why did you have to leave?"
    ME: "I was having a lot of trouble getting a head."
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    Jeffery Dahmer would be proud.
    You know why Jeffery Dahmer bought a new refrigerator?

    He needed one with more headroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmf552 View Post
    You know why Jeffery Dahmer bought a new refrigerator?

    He needed one with more headroom.
    Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer made pizza? It was called "Dahmer Nose Pizza". He didn't deliver though.
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    Jeffery Dahmer was a nice guy, he was always having the neighborhood children for dinner.
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