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    Bet you a hundred pounds they didn't like Thatcher.
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    being "old" I would have left them a shiny dime as a gratuity. That was a lot of money back in the day!

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    I understand how they feel.

    Often times my receipts say "Incredibly Good Looking Man with Chiseled Bod that Me and My Girlfriends Would Love to Ravish."

    I feel so cheapened!

    For the love of God, I'm a human being, not just some object of young ladies fantasies.

    I'm so sick of it all...
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    Personally, being tagged as "old people," I would have asked for the senior discount.
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    @Sister : Goodness, I must be getting old. Your humor is starting to make me laugh. 😂

    When you’re on your phone, start talking about your colonoscopy. Refer to Dave Barry’s column which is a classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
    I am proud that I am an old guy. There were bets I would never see twenty-one and here I am at seventy-three.
    Shoot, that's nothing. My Dad said I wasn't going to make 15! Fooled him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Flippin' relatives...
    Who would've thought OldVetJr would complain about being called old and make it onto Fox News?

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    At my last job some of the younger fellas would call me by Hey Old Guy-it bothered me not in the least-I guess to some truth hurts-Oh Well
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    Good Lord, no wonder the Brits have surrendered their country - if this is any example they are snowflakes!
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    Too much of the mocha latte (caffeine can make people irritable), not enough of the lager (seriously, only a half-pint? Hardly enough to clear the dust, much less chill a guy out properly). I hope the pate was a pleasant snack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awanatech View Post
    Who would've thought OldVetJr would complain about being called old and make it onto Fox News?
    Anything for that 15 minutes.
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