How to stay married

How to stay married

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    How to stay married

    Everyone should keep this example in mind, but especially those new to marriage...

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    G26Raven,
    I am starting to see a common theme to your posts lately,
    First you post about the wife leaving a severed watermelon head in the fridge as a warning to her husband about cheating.
    Now a post about a wife shooting a horse as a warning to her husband about not listening to her.
    I know you go hunting with your wife.
    I am starting to fear for your safety. Do we need to "red flag" your wife? LOL.

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    Tim Hawkins - The things you don't say to your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lionround View Post
    Tim Hawkins - The things you don't say to your wife.

    Hes a funny man with clean material ...He was a good baseball player also....I love the skit give mom a break

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    Do not ever reverse the rules on your wife...Big mistake!!...I thought i was real funny and put a honey do list on the fridge for her.
    Not smart!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornhusker95 View Post
    Do not ever reverse the rules on your wife...Big mistake!!...I thought i was real funny and put a honey do list on the fridge for her.
    Not smart!!!
    Heck your a Nebraska fan. No one ever accused y'all of being Rhodes Scholars.
    And this coming from an Aggie!
    Glad your still alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KILTED COWBOY View Post
    Heck your a Nebraska fan. No one ever accused y'all of being Rhodes Scholars.
    And this coming from an Aggie!
    Glad your still alive.
    LOL....Our 12th man is not just a section...it is the whole darn stadium.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornhusker95 View Post
    Do not ever reverse the rules on your wife...Big mistake!!...I thought i was real funny and put a honey do list on the fridge for her.
    Not smart!!!
    I did that once. She added "Get rid of current husband" on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I did that once. She added "Get rid of current husband" on it.
    I got the crunched up paper thrown at me and the whole....."Your not my boss routine"

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    Hmm...I know it's been awhile since you told us about it @G26Raven , but your wife didn't by any chance say something similar when you put a hole in the wall, did she?

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    I'm not inclined to disarm for a concert, game, (entertainment) and I ain't going on a plane or cruise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Risasi View Post
    Hmm...I know it's been awhile since you told us about it @G26Raven , but your wife didn't by any chance say something similar when you put a hole in the wall, did she?
    No, she did not!
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    I'm with Joe Biden - you can't have 50 clips in a weapon!
    Learning occurs only after repetitive, demoralizing failures.
    We are ALL Virginians!

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