So anyone here going to Alienstock?

So anyone here going to Alienstock?

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    So anyone here going to Alienstock?

    Sounds like a great place to pick up pointy eared green chicks.
    Heck if it was good enough for Captain Kirk, its good enough for me
    https://www.foxnews.com/science/stor...as-vegas-event
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    Story seems to be gone. Probably too many probe jokes, but not here!
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    The link says, OOPS...SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG!"

    And the black helicopters swarm overhead at Fox News.

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    Is this the Alienstock you are referring to.

    https://time.com/5652390/area-51-alienstock-festival/
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    Sounds awesome! Like Burning Man but with less experienced people.

    FYRE festival 2.0 is right
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    No but I will watch when they try to storm area 51.
    I'd like to work security for that, sure to be lots of antifa types there.

    Holy sheet my spell check is insisting I capitalize antifa, not a chance, how does that even happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILTED COWBOY View Post
    Sounds like a great place to pick up pointy eared green chicks.
    Heck if it was good enough for Captain Kirk, its good enough for me
    https://www.foxnews.com/science/stor...as-vegas-event

    Those 3 foot long tounges and reptilian eyes are a real turn-off.
    Just one kiss and you end up with some slimy thing eating its way out of your stomach. No thanks.
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    So anyone here going to Alienstock?-space-force.jpg
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    Cool

    Just casually mention to that pointy eared green honey that you were abducted and have had an implant removed.

    Just point to an old scar.

    You're right out of the UFO & into a hotel bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldChap View Post
    The link says, OOPS...SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG!"

    And the black helicopters swarm overhead at Fox News.

    CREEPY the link was there when I posted it. I am having an Orson Wells War of The Worlds moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILTED COWBOY View Post
    Sounds like a great place to pick up pointy eared green chicks.
    If I wasnt married, I’d be in for it, especially if she was like the gal from Guardians of the Galaxy:)

    Hey, ain’t no shame in my game!
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    If they decide to storm the base, I hope they realize it is miles across the desert from the first fence to the main base. I would use a stealth jeep with extra gas, food, and water.
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    If they storm the base, sounds like a target rich environment.
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    Ahhh, area “51”. Good times.
    Good thing I have plausible deniability.
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    Nah, too hot, one two-lane road, miles and miles of desert with snakes, no water, and no shelter. Plus, there's nothing as well organized as Burning Man or even Woodstock. And, my wife won't let me go.
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