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    Wonder if the deal still held for blanks......
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC Bullseye View Post
    Wonder if the deal still held for blanks......
    Probably not....
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Probably not....
    Ok, how about Penetrator rounds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC Bullseye View Post
    Ok, how about Penetrator rounds?
    Now, we're talking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    Because its easier than mailing Christmas Cards?
    The cards are quite the workload. Do you know how much I spend on erasers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

    She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

    I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

    (I stole this joke from the Internet. Nothing like this has ever happened to me....)
    You are hopeless....but normal.....made me laugh though!
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