Christmas card mailings are too much!

Christmas card mailings are too much!

This is a discussion on Christmas card mailings are too much! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I think I need the help of an emotional-support cow. Really... This is what "adults" do to relieve stress? https://www.today.com/health/cow-cud...ovines-t163117 I'm sorry lady, that cow ...

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    Christmas card mailings are too much!

    I think I need the help of an emotional-support cow.

    Really... This is what "adults" do to relieve stress?

    https://www.today.com/health/cow-cud...ovines-t163117

    I'm sorry lady, that cow ain't gonna help you, and you not getting a Christmas card either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I think I need the help of an emotional-support cow.

    Really... This is what "adults" do to relieve stress?

    https://www.today.com/health/cow-cud...ovines-t163117

    I'm sorry lady, that cow ain't gonna help you, and you not getting a Christmas card either!
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    I always preferred cuddling with an emotional-support woman.
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    I spent a few years of my youth fondling cow's teats during milking time on the farm. Didn't do a thing for me but the cows liked it.
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    Someone has been sipping the CRAZY JUICE in New Yawk!

    She would have a slightly different experience if she did that down here to a cow who was part of the herd of a Texas Longhorn bull.
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    They look a lot like hamburger meat on the hoof to me.
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    After milking cows twice a day every day for a few years I do not find them very cuddly although in the winter it was nice to lean against them and get one side warm.
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    OldVet, don't stress. Nobody here expects a Christmas card from you this year. Next year is a different story....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikenut View Post
    I spent a few years of my youth fondling cow's teats during milking time on the farm. Didn't do a thing for me but the cows liked it.
    Back when I spent the summer milking cows, their most frequent response was, "Hey...How come all I ever get is foreplay?"
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    Just don't try to milk the bull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdprof View Post
    Just don't try to milk the bull.

    You'll have a friend for life.
    You should probably talk nice to him for awhile first.
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    I wouldnít mind an emotional support cow myself. Thatís a lot of brisket, steak, and burgers.
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    These cows are more my style

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I think I need the help of an emotional-support cow.

    Really... This is what "adults" do to relieve stress?

    https://www.today.com/health/cow-cud...ovines-t163117

    I'm sorry lady, that cow ain't gonna help you, and you not getting a Christmas card either!
    Old Vet, If it will be easier on you, instead of a Christmas card you can just send me a bottle of your finest bourbon.
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