This is a discussion on Christmas card mailings are too much! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I think I need the help of an emotional-support cow. Really... This is what "adults" do to relieve stress? https://www.today.com/health/cow-cud...ovines-t163117 I'm sorry lady, that cow ...
I think I need the help of an emotional-support cow.
Really... This is what "adults" do to relieve stress?
I'm sorry lady, that cow ain't gonna help you, and you not getting a Christmas card either!
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I always preferred cuddling with an emotional-support woman.
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I spent a few years of my youth fondling cow's teats during milking time on the farm. Didn't do a thing for me but the cows liked it.
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Someone has been sipping the CRAZY JUICE in New Yawk!
She would have a slightly different experience if she did that down here to a cow who was part of the herd of a Texas Longhorn bull.
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They look a lot like hamburger meat on the hoof to me.
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After milking cows twice a day every day for a few years I do not find them very cuddly although in the winter it was nice to lean against them and get one side warm.
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OldVet, don't stress. Nobody here expects a Christmas card from you this year. Next year is a different story....
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Just don't try to milk the bull.
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I wouldnít mind an emotional support cow myself. Thatís a lot of brisket, steak, and burgers.
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