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    Stuff like this makes me wish the San Andreas fault would stop teasing us and just crack that whole coast off into the ocean.

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    Its getting crazy everywhere.
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    Saying anyone is loosing their marbles is completely predicated on the possibility that such people had any marbles to begin with.

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    Wouldn't go there if they paid me....
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    what's next? a law requiring everyone to sit down to pee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommonCents View Post
    what's next? a law requiring everyone to sit down to pee?
    That would eliminate the whole “leaving the seat up” issue that will be a major point of contention for the women of Portland from this point forward.
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    Oh no, not the urinals...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
    The Portland police have recently said that urinating or defecating in public is not a crime and they will do nothing to stop it. The inmates are running the asylum!
    Well, since it is not an offense to urinate or defecate in public I may have to remember that option next time I'm in Portland and don't want to share a public restroom with (fill in the blank here, help me to avoid being dinged by the moderators).
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    Quote Originally Posted by CommonCents View Post
    what's next? a law requiring everyone to sit down to pee?
    What? Now you have a problem with the Squat2Pee crowd? Pure prejudice!
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    Since a stall has to now be made to the new handicap standards for those extra large electric wheelchairs, the space formally occupied by 6 urinals would probably end up being only one stall.

    I think a lot of this bathroom nonsense is just women that [email protected]@@h because they have to wait in line while men can quickly use the urinal. Now everyone will have to wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talldog View Post
    So, are men and women going to be using the same bathrooms? If so, the women are just gonna love using toilets that men have been peeing all over.
    Clearly you have never had to clean a woman's public restroom. They try to play helicopter and "hover" over the toilet to avoid sitting on it and end up playing fire bomber and spraying everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Clearly you have never had to clean a woman's public restroom. They try to play helicopter and "hover" over the toilet to avoid sitting on it and end up playing fire bomber and spraying everything.
    As a teenager, back in the 60s, I worked in a coffee shop and one of my responsibilities was to clean the restrooms. It was no big deal, but my observation at the time was that the Ladies room was inevitably cleaner than was the Gents. This is one of my reasons for disliking sex neutral bathrooms, the ladies are likely to be more, um, fastidious. (To the OV's point, not always. I'm sure the situation in the Ladies room is ickier than it was in the 60s.)



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    I'm moving to Portland and opening a "used urinal" store. There has to be a market for all those the city is taking out. Maybe not. "The Acme used urinal company", you can try 'um before you buy'um. Call now, operators sitting by. Batteries not included. Call now and we'll double the order. Just pay the extra shipping and handling fee. May be illegal in some areas, check your local laws.
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    It's an odd scene when a trans man complains that the seats are covered in urine.
    It's an odd scene when a trans woman has to stand up to pee, like all of the other women with a penis.
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