Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

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    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide..

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

    Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
    raises the knife, and charges at you...

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?



    THINK CAREFULLY AND
    THEN SCROLL DOWN:


    Democrat's Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
    This is all so confusing!

    ............ ....... ........ ......... ......... ......... ........ ........ .


    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!


    ........... ........ ........ ......... ....... .......... ........ .....

    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
    'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

    Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!



    Go Pack Go


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    I lived in New Orleans for a couple of years back in the early 80s. Does that count?
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    Good one!
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    I like option 3-leaves nothing to chance
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    Are you saying southerners can't count?

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    Confident northeastern Independent answer:

    The man has a gun. He begins to raise it and point it in the direction of my family and me. Bang, bang, etc until he is clearly incapacitated even fifhe is has fallen to the ground. Then I ask myself this question. Could I have done it faster?
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    Good Lord. Got to get me one of them Kimbers with a 12 round magazine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    I lived in New Orleans for a couple of years back in the early 80s. Does that count?
    The Cajuns I know probably have a recipes for “Terrorist”. Gumbo or fried I “garontee”.
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    I don’t get it... Winchester Silver Tips ARE hollow points?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dial1911 View Post
    The Cajuns I know probably have a recipes for “Terrorist”. Gumbo or fried I “garontee”.
    All Gumbo is terrorist methodology. If you cannot stomach it you are on the crapper all day. if you can stomach it you are converted because you want more.
    Last edited by OD*; October 6th, 2019 at 11:21 PM. Reason: Repair quote
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dial1911 View Post
    The Cajuns I know probably have a recipes for “Terrorist”. Gumbo or fried I “garontee”.
    I’ve got a great recipe for deep-fried terrorist. The taste is absolutely radical
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    You guys are too much. ROFL
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    It's do you watch CNN, FOX, or are you a cord cutter?
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    Republican............ that Lives in the NorthEast........... Southern NH...............3-shot burst would be overkill, BUT I'd enjoy it!
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    What?!!? Why not take it to the Taxidermist?

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