Don't Mess With Texas!

Don't Mess With Texas!

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    Don't Mess With Texas!

    Found this story first thing this morning. Imagine the awful luck of a criminal who chose to commit an assault with a deadly weapon on a woman in front of TWO Texas LTC carriers?

    https://www.newswest9.com/article/ne...6-47c34a2aba05
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldChap View Post
    Found this story first thing this morning. Imagine the awful luck of a criminal who chose to commit an assault with a deadly weapon on a woman in front of TWO Texas LTC carriers?

    https://www.newswest9.com/article/ne...6-47c34a2aba05
    Don't tell Beto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wmhawth View Post
    Don't tell Beto.
    Yeah...we need to arrange a meeting with him so we can hand in our guns!
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    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."

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    Fake News. A good guy with a gun. Never happened.
    Still waiting for BETO to show up at my door to collect my guns.
    Guess his wife won't let him come out and play.
    That should be the next video he posts. Him knocking on some gun owners door.
    Much better than his dentist appointment.
    That one i would watch with some beer and popcorn
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    How many Texans are willing to stick their arms in a gator's mouth and then offer it a beer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    How many Texans are willing to stick their arms in a gator's mouth and then offer it a beer?
    Which arms? Glock? 1911? AR-15? or shotgun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    How many Texans are willing to stick their arms in a gator's mouth and then offer it a beer?
    There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
    In my life I have crossed over many times
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    Texas? You mean North Mexico?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MYMOMSSON View Post
    Texas? You mean North Mexico?
    Them's fightin words pardner!
    We prefer Baja Oklahoma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KILTED COWBOY View Post
    There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
    In my life I have crossed over many times
    It's a coin toss for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILTED COWBOY View Post
    There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
    In my life I have crossed over many times
    I am usually on the stupid side.
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    That guy looks like a nit wit.
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