The story of my wife...

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    The story of my wife...

    Well, not completely true. Part of the reason she goes with me to any place selling firearms is to see them herself, and partly to make sure I don't make any irrational decisions....

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    Worked there pt years ago, loved it! When I left I prolly had bought about half as much ammo as they have in the store!

    Got the job to get ammo, be there when the trucks deliver. Worked! CWOUSCG married into a nice dowry of ammo and gun...well, what ammo he hasnít shot up yet lol.
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    With a sheepish grin on my face I humbly admit that I have never once set foot in a Bass Pro shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldChap View Post
    With a sheepish grin on my face I humbly admit that I have never once set foot in a Bass Pro shop.
    It's a very dangerous place.
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    Cabelas is a great place to window shop. Find what ya like and buy cheaper elsewhere.
    May start power walking there in in-climate weather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sammeow View Post
    Cabelas is a great place to window shop. Find what ya like and buy cheaper elsewhere.
    May start power walking there in in-climate weather.

    Enlighten me on what all Power Walking is? Something done with a jet pack? If so I want one of those
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Enlighten me on what all Power Walking is? Something done with a jet pack? If so I want one of those
    Here's an instructional video. Somehow, I'm not sure you would want to be out in the open moving your body parts that way..........but what do I know?

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    Up the street from me is a Home Depot directly the parking lot from Bass Pro. My wife said all they need is a Hooters and no woman would wonder where their husband was...

    Smart ass woman. I still don't know why she keeps me around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Up the street from me is a Home Depot directly the parking lot from Bass Pro. My wife said all they need is a Hooters and no woman would wonder where their husband was...

    Smart ass woman. I still don't know why she keeps me around.
    She needs a straight man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Well, not completely true. Part of the reason she goes with me to any place selling firearms is to see them herself, and partly to make sure I don't make any irrational decisions....
    Defined as?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmb617 View Post
    Defined as?
    Good question! She has no issues if I buy a gun I have a defined need for, but she will question a completely frivolous purchase. On the other hand, the few truly frivolous purchases I have made, she has always gone along with. So, maybe I don't make any entirely irrational decisions after all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShooterGranny View Post
    Here's an instructional video. Somehow, I'm not sure you would want to be out in the open moving your body parts that way..........but what do I know?


    Oh thatís terrible! Yikes! Iíd be embarrassed to walk near somebody that did that, looks like a disorder of some kind!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmb617 View Post
    Defined as?
    Anything he decides. Ask his wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tahmail View Post
    Wow. Mick Jagger is sure young! This must be from the mid sixties.
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