Monkey business...

Monkey business...

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    Monkey business...

    They must be playmates...

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    On day the monkey will be a sorry annoying risk taker.
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    Monkey Business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
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    That is hilarious!
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    On the Silver River in FL there is a colony of wild chimpanzees that escaped from the Tarzan series that was filmed there many years ago. They are extremely aggressive and have impressive fangs! Years ago one unlawfully boarded my boat and had to be assisted off with a boat hook!
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    Iím terrified of monkeys. Seriously, Iíll pick up a snake but donít put me within miles of a monkey they are dangerous. Never forgot about that one eating the womanís face off. I wish all monkeys were dead, hate them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Iím terrified of monkeys...donít put me within miles of a monkey they are dangerous...
    Funny: The monkeys feel exactly the same about us!



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    ...I wish all monkeys were dead, hate them!
    Um, but wait a minute... Monkeys are our far, far distant cousins.
    Do you really want to say that about a relative?
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    Quote Originally Posted by M1911A1 View Post
    Monkeys are our far, far distant cousins.
    Do you really want to say that about a relative?
    I don't know. I've seen a few I thought were direct descendants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shootnlead View Post
    They must be playmates...

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    Heck, that could have been me in my early years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doghandler View Post
    Heck, that could have been me in my early years.
    Dog or monkey?
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    This was actually the first thing I thought of.....dunno how many of y'all remember Donna and her man Gary.....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Dog or monkey?
    The intelligent ape one.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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