How to resuscitate a drowning victim - better than CPR!

How to resuscitate a drowning victim - better than CPR!

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    How to resuscitate a drowning victim - better than CPR!

    I believe this would be effective, at least for members of the U.S. Congress. But if it doesn't work, what the heck.

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    Every bullet has a lawyer attached to it.

    Learning occurs only after repetitive, demoralizing failures.

    "Who needs your truth if it stands in our way?"
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    Sir, with all due respect, you might consider clearing your browser history. But first, what were you searching for when you found this?

    That made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

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    Too funny, so true.
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    Thats funny right there.
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    Could you imagine Paul Harvey telling that on "The Rest of the Story"?
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    Why would you want to resuscitate members of congress? Let a good thing ride.
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    That makes sense to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krunchnik View Post
    Thats funny right there.
    And I don't care who ya are...
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