Sir, with all due respect, you might consider clearing your browser history. But first, what were you searching for when you found this?
That made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.
This is a discussion on How to resuscitate a drowning victim - better than CPR! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I believe this would be effective, at least for members of the U.S. Congress. But if it doesn't work, what the heck....
I believe this would be effective, at least for members of the U.S. Congress. But if it doesn't work, what the heck.
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Every bullet has a lawyer attached to it.
Learning occurs only after repetitive, demoralizing failures.
"Who needs your truth if it stands in our way?"
General Alexei Yepishev, political commissar of the Soviet Armed Forces
Sir, with all due respect, you might consider clearing your browser history. But first, what were you searching for when you found this?
That made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.
Too funny, so true.
MY RIGHTS DON'T END WHERE YOUR FEELINGS BEGIN
The situation will NEVER BE THE WAY YOU WANT, it WILL BE THE WAY IT IS. You must be FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO ADAPT and just "DEAL WITH IT".
Could you imagine Paul Harvey telling that on "The Rest of the Story"?
Why would you want to resuscitate members of congress? Let a good thing ride.
Retired USAF E-8. Curmudgeon on the loose.
Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
That makes sense to me.