My Apologies Florida

My Apologies Florida

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    My Apologies Florida

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    Don't worry about it. I am about to patent a giant Yankee zapper that can be erected over the southbound lanes of I-95 at the GA/FL border. Every time a vehicle with northern tags drives under it--ZAP! Such a beautiful, big, blue arc!
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    For me, I just love the snow birds who are driving a HUGE motor home and driving 35 miles per hour on a freeway or parkway with a posted speed limit of 60 or 70. (and then they want to push their way to the front of the line in Publix because they are in a hurry.)
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    Most Southerners differentiate between "Yankees" and "Damn Yankees". The difference? A Yankee comes for a visit, but a Damn Yankee shows up with a U-Haul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Don't worry about it. I am about to patent a giant Yankee zapper that can be erected over the southbound lanes of I-95 at the GA/FL border. Every time a vehicle with northern tags drives under it--ZAP! Such a beautiful, big, blue arc!
    If you need help building that thing let know. 😁
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    Quote Originally Posted by retired badge 1 View Post
    Most Southerners differentiate between "Yankees" and "Damn Yankees". The difference? A Yankee comes for a visit, but a Damn Yankee shows up with a U-Haul.
    I try not to be so biased.
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    I am not sure what is worse, snowbirds or lovebugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
    I am not sure what is worse, snowbirds or lovebugs.
    Lovebugs wash off easily with a wet dryer softener sheet. The snowbirds not so much.
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