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    Quote Originally Posted by oldIthink View Post
    I'm a quick study...

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    Glad to have you.
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    LOL. Made my day!

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    ..,Here are the 12 reasons I voted Democrat:

    1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I now may marry my Labrador.

    2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnít.

    3. I voted Democrat because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it.

    5. I voted Democrat because Iím way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who canít tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I donít start driving a Prius.

    7. I voted Democrat because Iím not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal Judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    11. I voted Democrat because I think that itís better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, gopher or fish.

    12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body; itís unlikely that Iíll ever have another point of view.



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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
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    Cranial-rectal inversion syndrome. Never saw a a picture, just observed the symptoms.

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    Annoy a Liberal! Be Conservative and Live within Your Means!

    Epstein Did Not Kill Himself!!

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    That's good!
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    Humor......
    Next to Zimbabwe, South Africa has the best government in the world!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
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    BTDT.
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    Mr. Clinton Killed Epstein - Walmart Announcement


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_con...&v=_8lCYJc3R5k



    If it is ever your misfortune to be attacked, alertness will have given you a little warning, decisiveness will have given you a proper course to pursue, and if that course is to counterattack, carry it out with everything you've got! Be indignant. Be angry. Be aggressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
    Mr. Clinton Killed Epstein - Walmart Announcement


    https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_con...&v=_8lCYJc3R5k
    Oh my!
    Wonder if she still has a job (or is still alive ).
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    "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain

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