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This is a discussion on Politically incorrect joke of the day... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by OD* You don't have to explain or apologize to anyone for your sense of humor. Nobody's holding a damned gun to his ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
    You don't have to explain or apologize to anyone for your sense of humor. Nobody's holding a damned gun to his head and making him open your posts.
    If I could like this response a million times...I would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    I appreciate your point, OD*. I am trying to be nice. I am not always very good about it, but in the spirit of fairness, I am trying to be "inclusive."

    Now I am sounding like a progressive. But seriously, I am trying.
    Just don't stop posting your jokes.
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    flh, I almost just fell off the couch laughing at your post above! Thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
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    Anthony Jeselnik is one of my favorite comics
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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
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    Ouch! Now that is cold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Sister, you and I, and the rest of those who have a coarse sense of humor like mine are simply not refined enough...
    I think we’re old enough to remember all the thousands of jokes about Waco, Challenger and many others. Can you imagine what the reaction today if after losing a space shuttle someone on the Tonight Show the next night throwing a match across the stage saying “Look! The space shuttle!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by flh View Post
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    This is seriously messed up. Funny as hell but messed up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWOUSCG View Post
    I think we’re old enough to remember all the thousands of jokes about Waco, Challenger and many others. Can you imagine what the reaction today if after losing a space shuttle someone on the Tonight Show the next night throwing a match across the stage saying “Look! The space shuttle!”
    As aircrew we were well known as having a bit “different” sense of humor, jokes such as “How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a Volkswagen. 24, 4 in the seats and 20 in the ashtray”. We were generally known as rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Sometimes I even understand British humor.
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    The humor on the boats in Viet Nam got pretty dark. It is impossible to explain it to someone who wasn't in a similar situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    As aircrew we were well known as having a bit “different” sense of humor, jokes such as “How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a Volkswagen. 24, 4 in the seats and 20 in the ashtray”. We were generally known as rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Sometimes I even understand British humor.
    Having worked as a diver in the North Sea for several years, I have a pretty good understanding of British humor. Combine that with the crude humor of commercial divers and you get some pretty off the wall comments. Kind of like the diver I worked with who had to go recover a body out of a commercial trawler and was complaining that the dead guy's hair was too short for him to drag him out of the boat easily....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LimaCharlie View Post
    The humor on the boats in Viet Nam got pretty dark. It is impossible to explain it to someone who wasn't in a similar situation.
    I think "gallows humor" is a necessary element in dealing with high stress jobs. I could not repeat the humor around the county jail in the wee hours. Definitely nothing PC about it and I don't remember anyone getting offended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
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