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    If you got to ‘splain your joke or humor, it’s a lost cause.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottync View Post
    If you got to ‘splain your joke or humor, it’s a lost cause.
    What's that mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    You're offended, so now what are you going to do??? Mail Christmas cards?
    Yeah. Go wait by your mailbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Yeah. Go wait by your mailbox.
    Lighten Up Francis!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
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    I knew they would throw something in to spice this thing up, and I missed it!

    BTW: look how dopey the little Shiff looks sitting in Papa's chair
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    Lighten Up Francis!
    Not in my nature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Not in my nature.
    Really? No way...!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    Lighten Up Francis!
    OV has a secretary who handles his Christmas cards. Her name is Helen Waite.

    If you're offended by not getting a card from OV, go to Helen Waite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilowatt3 View Post
    OV has a secretary who handles his Christmas cards. Her name is Helen Waite.

    If you're offended by not getting a card from OV, go to Helen Waite.
    Consider that one saved!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColoradoDiablo View Post
    Really? No way...!!!
    Way. Helen! Get your eraser...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilowatt3 View Post
    OV has a secretary who handles his Christmas cards. Her name is Helen Waite.

    If you're offended by not getting a card from OV, go to Helen Waite.
    OV is too cheap for Helen Waite!!

    Get Real!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    OV is too cheap for Helen Waite!!

    Get Real!!

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    I am not cheap! I am economical.
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