What are three things that don't hang themselves?

What are three things that don't hang themselves?

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    What are three things that don't hang themselves?

    Christmas ornaments, drywall, and Jeffrey Epstein....
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    PPS1980, I have no idea what your list is all about. Perhaps you can help us all out here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Christmas ornaments, drywall, and Jeffrey Epstein....
    Bwa ha ha!! 😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    PPS1980, I have no idea what your list is all about. Perhaps you can help us all out here?
    kinda looks like Clinton's hit list

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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    PPS1980, I have no idea what your list is all about. Perhaps you can help us all out here?
    If Vince Foster is on it, and the context is hanging or any other form of self-disposal, then it's probably another Clinton hit list.

    To the OP's list, I would add hangers and clothes, and the garden hose, Christmas lights and all that makes nice. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenboyles72 View Post
    kinda looks like Clinton's hit list
    That is what it appears to be. Guess he must have gotten "Clintoned" right after he posted this....
    Here's one article with the list:
    https://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2016/0...-check-it-out/
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    Besides Epstein, clothes in the laundry basket, fishing waders, and wetsuits!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenboyles72 View Post
    kinda looks like Clinton's hit list
    Oh look! Jeffery Epstein made the list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh look! Jeffery Epstein made the list.
    Good to see you back here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
    Good to see you back here.
    Thanks G26!
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    Quote Originally Posted by G26Raven View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    She follows me around like a lovesick puppy.
    In your wildest dreams...
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