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    Nebraska to be good at football once again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    If you were as cute as Marlo Thomas, you might get one.

    Really? Cute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    Really? Cute?

    ...now you know for this to be fair, you need to post a picture of OldVet, cause I donít know but heís old too 😂


    (age isnít good to any of us, sheís braver than I and TBH not bad for her age!) 😉
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    Really? Cute?

    I have my fantasies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I have my fantasies.
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    Oh I get it, you like the Indian look? Guess this means you have Elizabeth Warren fantasies too huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Oh I get it, you like the Indian look? Guess this means you have Elizabeth Warren fantasies too huh
    Just for that, I ain't coming to your PJ party.
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    The Christmas Wish

    The standing joke between my wife and me for many years was when she would ask me if there was anything I wanted for Christmas and I would reply, "Yes dear, a 1963 Corvette Stingray Split Window coupe with a 327 fuel injected engine and 4 speed transmission in silver blue. If you can't find one, wool socks are always appreciated."

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    Merry Christmas

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    You're welcome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Do you have any pets? Iím asking cause most of my life was spent single and each Christmas Iíd always wrap up the cats and dogs gifts and then unwrap them in front of the pet Christmas morning. Sounds silly to some maybe but I do know that these critters waited for me to unwrap the gift and did indeed play with the gift in appreciation. Not the same of course, being single doesnít mean a bad life itís just a different one.
    Thanks to all for the kind words. I do have two knuckleheaded dogs. They're old and feeble minded like me, so we get along great.

    It's been 6 months since my wife passed and it's been an adjustment for sure, but what can we do but move forward?
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    A sweater Iíll actually wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGunTX View Post
    Why? You never mail anything to anyone on DC? I know, I know, you'll say its just me.... I get it!
    I've known this guy (oldVet) for almost 10 years now on DC and he's NEVER sent me a Christmas Card! .........Cheapskate !!
    Ehhhhhh...and he can't make up for lost time either
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