Are You A Democrat, Republican Or A Southerner ?

Are You A Democrat, Republican Or A Southerner ?

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Thread: Are You A Democrat, Republican Or A Southerner ?

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    Are You A Democrat, Republican Or A Southerner ?

    Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner?


    Here is a little test that will help you decide.


    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

    Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, begins screaming "Allahu Akbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you and your family.

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?





    THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:




    Democrat's Answer:

    � Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    � Just what is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? A new cell phone?

    � Does the man look poor, hungry or oppressed?

    � Is he really a terrorist or am I guilty of profiling?

    � Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Have I brought this on myself?

    � Could we run away?

    � What does my wife think?

    � What about the kids?

    � Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to my children?

    � I need to debate this with some of my like-minded friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

    � This is all so confusing!



    .......... ....... ........ .......... ........ ........ ........ ....... .





    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!





    ......... ........ ........ ......... ....... ......... ........ ....



    Southerner's Answer:



    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click.... (Sounds of inserting a new magazine)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click.



    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or the XTP's ?”



    Son: “Can I shoot the next one?”



    Wife: “ You are not taking that to the taxidermist!”.

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    None of the above actually.
    1.8 seconds for the first shot, followed by a 3rd eye.
    Ammo ain’t cheap.

    Or here in Texas there are other options too.
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    I'm definitely not a Democrat, I'm not from the south, but I never really considered myself a Republican, either... I guess that makes me

    BANG! BANG!

    (is he still moving toward me? If so...)

    BANG! BANG!
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    Seen it before and I resent that Southerners are seen as profligate with ammunition!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PPS1980 View Post
    Seen it before and I resent that Southerners are seen as profligate with ammunition!
    I resemble that remark
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    Quote Originally Posted by PPS1980 View Post
    Seen it before and I resent that Southerners are seen as profligate with ammunition!
    I’ll leave this here as a public service. (Yeah, seven years of college and I had took it up)

    Profligate
    recklessly extravagant or wasteful in the use of resources.
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    How did that Southerner gets 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading?
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    I'm a Texan.

    I holster the 1911 - not needed.

    I draw my Bowie knife, wave it in jihadi joe's face and let him know that, "That ain't a knife son...

    ...THIS here is a knife!"
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    One bullet. Let the pigs do the rest.
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    This has made the rounds for a number of years, but hey... why not again??

    I am a Southerner and proud of that fact. However I am not a democrat nor do I call myself a republican. I am a constitutionalist, or an originalist, if that works better. It just works out that the repub side is the one of these two major parties that gets my vote. I hold RINO's in much the same amount of disdain as I do most dems and all radical lefties.
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    ROTFLMAO...love it!!

    Definitely a Southerner except my daughter & wife both carry. There would be a big argument about who had the tightest grouping.
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    Conservative...….
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldChap View Post
    I'm a Texan.

    I holster the 1911 - not needed.

    I draw my Bowie knife, wave it in jihadi joe's face and let him know that, "That ain't a knife son...

    ...THIS here is a knife!"
    You went too far south!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotBrass45 View Post
    How did that Southerner gets 12 shots out of a 1911 before reloading?
    It's a "Southern Thing", you had to be there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nmuskier View Post
    You went too far south!

    I didn't know there was such a thing in the U.S.
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    In the final seconds of your life, just before your killer is about to dispatch you to that great eternal darkness, what would you rather have in your hand? A cell phone or a gun?

    America First!

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