Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.
When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."

It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one.

Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.

was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."