Yesterday I dropped by a customers location to help a coworker with a particularly tricky problem. When we walked in, nobody was around, which was strange.

My coworker set off to find someone while I went to use the restroom. :tongue:
My thoughts were interrupted mid stream, when I sensed someone slipping up on my 6 o’clock.

I half whirled before remembering my current situation. Fortunately it was just my coworker, who is a SHAMELESS prankster, (one of these days I will tell y’all about him putting fake midget porn links on the bosses computer, that couldn’t be deleted) standing there with a startled expression on his face. I don't think he had figured out quite what he was going to do yet, but I don't think me nearly flashing him was part of the plan. (Johnnie, if you are reading this, PLEASE remember never to do this to an armed man again! Trust me on this, OK?)
We both turned beet red :redface: and laughed it off, but it bothered me. Not only do I have to be afraid of going to the bathroom with this guy around, but I have to admit, he caught me absolutely in condition white. If he had been a BG I would have been all wet (sorry couldn't resist). Not only did I get caught off guard, but due to the nature of the business I was conducting, my garments, and thus my weapon were in disarray. The best thing I could hope for would be to distract a BG by finishing that whirl and shooting from... uh... the hip so to speak (sorry still couldn't resist) while fishing for my weapon with my other hand. LOL
After I thought about it I thought that it would be an unusually vulnerable situation to be in, even if you are armed. Ok so now that I have had a wee bit of fun with this (last one I promise!) lets open it up for discussion.
Please lets keep it clean though you don’t want to tick anyone off. (See I kept my promise :biggrin: )