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Something I thought I'd share, kind of amusing moment at work today.
I work in a beer distributor in Pennsylvania. My bosses love the fact that I carry (they actually asked me if I did in my interview), so I'm more than happy to do so on a daily basis in the workplace.
One part of my job is explaining PA's stupid beer and liquor laws to out of towners (new yorkers, folks from jersey, ohio, and everywhere else), and I sometimes end my 200x per day speech with "PA has the worst beer laws, but some of the best gun laws". For whatever reason, this really ticked off an old man from NY today.
"I don't like guns," he says. That's fine.
"Nobody needs them." Whuhahuh? Hold the phone.
"Why do you say that, sir?" I ask. "They're dangerous! Too many people getting killed today. I like New York's laws. No one should need a gun."
Oh. Man.
"Well, in my short time on earth (I never ever try to sound like I'm talking down to my elders, I always let them know I'm completely aware of my lack of total life experience) I have already seen some crazy stuff go down, and the presence of a firearm has definitely had a direct impact on keeping myself and my family safe. I mean, if you were ever in a situation like that, wouldn't you say guns have their place, at least sometimes?"
"I don't know about that (about what?), I've never known anyone to need a gun for any reason." (Of course you don't, no one who obeys the law in new york city even has one)
So I reply with my favorite line to explain why I carry a gun for self defense, or like guns, or generally enjoy the presence of guns. "Well, sir, no one you know has ever needed a gun. And no one was ever a victim of a violent crime, until they were. I flatly refuse to be a victim."
He shook his head, and walked out. I grinned and sat back down, happy to know that I'll never feel helpless if some idiot tries to rob my store. I can only wish some people could feel so secure.
I work in a beer distributor in Pennsylvania. My bosses love the fact that I carry (they actually asked me if I did in my interview), so I'm more than happy to do so on a daily basis in the workplace.
One part of my job is explaining PA's stupid beer and liquor laws to out of towners (new yorkers, folks from jersey, ohio, and everywhere else), and I sometimes end my 200x per day speech with "PA has the worst beer laws, but some of the best gun laws". For whatever reason, this really ticked off an old man from NY today.
"I don't like guns," he says. That's fine.
"Nobody needs them." Whuhahuh? Hold the phone.
"Why do you say that, sir?" I ask. "They're dangerous! Too many people getting killed today. I like New York's laws. No one should need a gun."
Oh. Man.
"Well, in my short time on earth (I never ever try to sound like I'm talking down to my elders, I always let them know I'm completely aware of my lack of total life experience) I have already seen some crazy stuff go down, and the presence of a firearm has definitely had a direct impact on keeping myself and my family safe. I mean, if you were ever in a situation like that, wouldn't you say guns have their place, at least sometimes?"
"I don't know about that (about what?), I've never known anyone to need a gun for any reason." (Of course you don't, no one who obeys the law in new york city even has one)
So I reply with my favorite line to explain why I carry a gun for self defense, or like guns, or generally enjoy the presence of guns. "Well, sir, no one you know has ever needed a gun. And no one was ever a victim of a violent crime, until they were. I flatly refuse to be a victim."
He shook his head, and walked out. I grinned and sat back down, happy to know that I'll never feel helpless if some idiot tries to rob my store. I can only wish some people could feel so secure.