Congratulations. Remember, upon heading out your first day, you must go to WalMart...
Man, you're cruel ... funny but cruel! :yup:RSSZ said:Yeah,head to Wally Woild or you'll always regret it. While there bend way over and look at the stuff on several of the bottom shelves. Also reach way up to retrieve some of the merchandise off of the very top shelves.
Don't pay any attention to the gasps of the clerks(associates) named Bambi or Hey Dude. While there DON'T go over to look at the gun rags or to the sporting goods dept. and buy any WWB.
Stay allert and always vigil for people wispering and stareing at you. If you hear a very squeekie voice say,"security to the ?? dept.,take off running for the alarmed exit,run past your car and out through the vaccant lot. Hitch hike home and hide under the bed for at least an hour. Welcome to being>>> one of us. -------