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Ok today im at Walmart and humming Christmas toons waiting in line at the register the old lady to my front in motorized wheel chair cart said she was 74 had her 45 or so daughter and granddaughter teen trying to pay 350 dollar bill, the old lady has a purse the size of a duffle bag and starts handing out multiple mini wallets with cash to pay the bill .
first wallet had 120 in it and the daughter and 74 yr old started arguing it wasnt enough so she pulls out second wallet ok it has a 100 bill now we are getting closer and arguing continues. in the mean time couple behind us the husband is going bezerk because there isnt enough cashiers online! it gets better I thought I was anti Gov.
Ok she pulls third mini wallet or change purse what ever women call them and it has a wad of tweenties ok we get a little closer think at this point we are at 300 cash on table the look on the cashiers face was priceless in the mean time the guy behind us and wife are now in fit of rage and his wife trying to calm him down .
I can see this going south quick so at this point i decide 45 or kabar as im pondering this question the old lady pulls out another wallet full of change !!and her daughter begins counting and the guy behind me starts screaming at wife to stop letting people run all over her and begins yelling at cashier on break.
This was going ruby ridge quick..lol:gah:
the old lady remembers something about hoover or roosevelt and pulls another wallet hands it to daughter it stuffed with 100 dollar bills maybe a thousand looking at wad the daughter is like holy !!!!! the cashier finally has a look ok now this is over right? how wrong could he be!!:22a:
Instead of giving him all hundreds she breaks it down in small denominations and counts out last few dollars in change . the guy behind us flips ! and just leaves with cart still there and wife pissed at his rantings at this point I thought holy crap survivor of the great depression!:twak:
first wallet had 120 in it and the daughter and 74 yr old started arguing it wasnt enough so she pulls out second wallet ok it has a 100 bill now we are getting closer and arguing continues. in the mean time couple behind us the husband is going bezerk because there isnt enough cashiers online! it gets better I thought I was anti Gov.
Ok she pulls third mini wallet or change purse what ever women call them and it has a wad of tweenties ok we get a little closer think at this point we are at 300 cash on table the look on the cashiers face was priceless in the mean time the guy behind us and wife are now in fit of rage and his wife trying to calm him down .
I can see this going south quick so at this point i decide 45 or kabar as im pondering this question the old lady pulls out another wallet full of change !!and her daughter begins counting and the guy behind me starts screaming at wife to stop letting people run all over her and begins yelling at cashier on break.
This was going ruby ridge quick..lol:gah:
the old lady remembers something about hoover or roosevelt and pulls another wallet hands it to daughter it stuffed with 100 dollar bills maybe a thousand looking at wad the daughter is like holy !!!!! the cashier finally has a look ok now this is over right? how wrong could he be!!:22a:
Instead of giving him all hundreds she breaks it down in small denominations and counts out last few dollars in change . the guy behind us flips ! and just leaves with cart still there and wife pissed at his rantings at this point I thought holy crap survivor of the great depression!:twak: