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I was watching a show, on paramedics, in DC. They responded to a shooting call, they arrive on scene, here's this thug, thinking the whole thing was funny. He had a bullet that was just under the skin, probably because the other thug that shot him, was shootin' gansta style, ya know spray and pray method.

After they loaded him in the ambulance, the police come up with a suspect who matches the description.

Cops: Is this the guy?
Punk: Yo that's my homey.
Cops: We didn't ask you that, he matches the description and has a gun.
Punk:Yo I ain't givin up my homey.
Cops: Again, We didn't ask you that, is this the guy?.
Punk: I done told you I ain't givin up my boy.
Cops: We don't have time for this s#@t!

The officer slams the ambulance doors. When on the way to the hospital, the thug starts up a conversation, with the paramedic in the back with him. Yo they don't understand I can't give up my boy, he ain't no threat to society. Hello he shot his own homey, what do you think he'd do to someone he doesn't know. This brain surgeon goes on to say, "hell yeah he shot me, don't meen he has to go to jail". Having said this didn't he notice the cameraman, duh, these are the type of brainiacs the liberals want to protect:aargh4: I've been fuming on this all day and just had to get it out. I think if some of these liberals were forced to live next to some of these idiots, we'd have alot of their stupid gun laws lifted quick! Until I can protect myself in DC, they better not expect any of my money.:rant:
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Yeah it's like watching cops, it make ya laugh with some of their reasoning and things they say.It also make me nerveos...
These fools actually live in the same world I do.:aargh4:
the title probably should be 'District of Stupid Criminals'....:rofl:
goawayfarm said:
the title probably should be 'District of Stupid Criminals'....:rofl:

Yeah but with bold letters on the D and C:image035:
Besides aren't most criminals "stupid" I kinda wish his "homeboy" had better aim.
It is readily apparent that street thugs are not the brightest bulb in the box. No where close.
I did a ride-along with Southeast DC 14th Precinct about 5 or so years ago. One call we got was for a lady with massive head trauma. After some brief investigation she tells the police officers that she was trying to frame a drug dealer who wouldn't give her any heroine because she didn't have enough cash. So what did she do? She picks up a brick off the ground and smashes her own head with it. Let me make this more clear - she smashed a brick into the side of her skull hard enough to severely fracture it because she wanted drugs she couldn't get.

Thats just one story of many from that 8-hour dive into the land of smart-dot-com members. I have many more. I'll never forget that trip.
I have a friend who uses the expression "dumb as a box of rocks." I'd say that fits here.
"District of Criminals"
Well Hell yes it is , we elect most of em just to get em away from us on a local level lol .
Sadly most of the Criminals in DC are known to us, we elected them.

Thug logic never ceases to amaze me, I interview them often and always get amazed at the things they will tell us not thinking we are gonna tell the prosecutor everything.
Paradoc " youz aint a popo , youz a pill pusher " thats different LMAO
All I can say is thank God I live in Florida.
ENSANE1970 said:
I was watching a show, on paramedics, in DC. They responded to a shooting call, they arrive on scene, here's this thug, thinking the whole thing was funny. He had a bullet that was just under the skin, probably because the other thug that shot him, was shootin' gansta style, ya know spray and pray method.

After they loaded him in the ambulance, the police come up with a suspect who matches the description.

Cops: Is this the guy?
Punk: Yo that's my homey.
Cops: We didn't ask you that, he matches the description and has a gun.
Punk:Yo I ain't givin up my homey.
Cops: Again, We didn't ask you that, is this the guy?.
Punk: I done told you I ain't givin up my boy.
Cops: We don't have time for this s#@t!

The officer slams the ambulance doors. When on the way to the hospital, the thug starts up a conversation, with the paramedic in the back with him. Yo they don't understand I can't give up my boy, he ain't no threat to society. Hello he shot his own homey, what do you think he'd do to someone he doesn't know. This brain surgeon goes on to say, "hell yeah he shot me, don't meen he has to go to jail". Having said this didn't he notice the cameraman, duh, these are the type of brainiacs the liberals want to protect:aargh4: I've been fuming on this all day and just had to get it out. I think if some of these liberals were forced to live next to some of these idiots, we'd have alot of their stupid gun laws lifted quick! Until I can protect myself in DC, they better not expect any of my money.:rant:
Was this something that happened in the halls of congress? Sounds like a congressional meeting.
"Dumb as a box of rocks."

My favorite saying is courtesy of Foghorn Leghorn: "That boy, I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice."
What a total log-head.
Amazing Mental Processes. :blink:
Funny - I always thought

ENSANE1970 said:
Yeah but with bold letters on the D and C:image035:
Besides aren't most criminals "stupid" I kinda wish his "homeboy" had better aim.
Hrmm... I always thought DC meant Dumb Commies (replace first word with colorful metaphor of choice). I suppose it's only going to get worse so I try not to dwell too much on it, but like you said, sometimes it just makes me so :aargh4: .
A savage world, that the District of the Congo.

Jungle Work
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