I'll start. Several years ago I went to a big celebrity fundraiser done by a prominent women's group my wife was affiliated with. Strictly black tie. Held in a huge downtown office building IIRC. Big DARK multistory parking garage. Very DARK. Everything went fine. Great food. I was bored to tears until we set down to a formal dinner. IIRC, I was carrying a Colt Officer's model 45 in a YAQUI slide holster, strong side hip. I sat in a chair that had arms and the barrel of the gun neatly settled onto the arm and smoothly pushed the gun from the holster. The weapon hit the hardwood floors with a resounding THUNK!!!!! Every eye in the place zeroed in on my predicament, including the MAYOR and the Chief of Police. Nobody said a word when I calmly reholstered and continued to eat. Funny thing, when we decided to "call it a night" about THIRTY couples decided to leave too! I spent about 45 minutes walking folks to their cars. My wife waited patiently in the security office. I got a couple of good classes out of that. I got rid of the Yaqui Holster the next day.