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Where the last potato chip to come out of the bag was as whole and as fresh as the first

Where hornets didn’t exist

Where your tongue wouldn’t stick to a frozen flag pole, were you of a mind to try it
 

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Where everyone lives in the house of their dreams

Where everyone has Beaver Cleaver like kids and there are no scumbags

Where your universal income check always shows up on time and is sufficient to fully support your lifestyle.
 

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Where there was woods for miles between neighbors & no trashy neighborhoods. One can only dream ; ) PS Plus the wife always agrees with the hubby
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Where my guns never ran out of bullets, just like in the movies....

Where my suppressors made my gun shots go “pew-pew-pew”, just like in the movies.....

Where I wound up with a Bond Girl....JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES......:image035:
 

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Where the grass mowed its ownself

Where weight gain is physiologically impossible

Where everyone got a Christmas card from OldVet
Man, you are a dreamer!
 

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Imagine a universe approaching infinity both large and small where time is one directional?

Hmmm . . .
 

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Where the last potato chip to come out of the bag was as whole and as fresh as the first
Back when I ate potato-everything I NEVER had a stale potato chip! I ate the whole bag full at one time! Yep, even large bags.

(I'm a lot thinner and healthier now.)
 
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...Where I wound up with a Bond Girl....JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES......:image035:
Just like in the movies?
But none of the Bond guys ever actually, um, got the girl; not on-screen, anyway.
For all we know, they all had erectile dysfunction.

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Where everyone respects innate human rights similar to those enumerated in our Constitution.

Where everyone follows basic rules of morality similar to those in the Ten Commandments.

Where everyone follows basic rules of etiquette and civility.
 

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Where the last potato chip to come out of the bag was as whole and as fresh as the first

Where hornets didn’t exist

Where your tongue wouldn’t stick to a frozen flag pole, were you of a mind to try it
Where an overwhelming majority of Congress respected and supported the entire Constitution, not just the parts they liked.
 
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