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Molleur is having difficulty signing on to the forum, so he sent me a photo of his latest "Get off my lawn!" project.

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I think it's a clear-cut case of en"trap"ment.
 

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This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a stroll at the marina. I noticed a man in Islamic clothing wielding a long blade knife running down the dock toward me. He was shouting "Allah be praised!” and "Death to all Infidels!” when he suddenly tripped and fell into the water.



He was struggling to stay afloat weighed down by all the explosives strapped on him and I knew that If he didn't get help he would surely drown!



Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I notified the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and Fire Department.



It's now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
 
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