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My son texted and said he'd scored some TP and wanted to know if we wanted to trade for it. I told him I'd trade some of his ammo stored in MY garage for it. Until then I was holding it hostage.

Son: Good comeback, you win.
I went to the store today. I got my allotted ONE ROLL of toilet paper (single ply, 1250 sheets). My fear is the government will soon realize they need to establish a Toilet Paper Commission and sell it in the government operated ABC liquor stores.
 

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I went to the store today. I got my allotted ONE ROLL of toilet paper (single ply, 1250 sheets). My fear is the government will soon realize they need to establish a Toilet Paper Commission and sell it in the government operated ABC liquor stores.
Control the TP, control the nation.
 

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She "likely" had the disease .... and she "likely" didn't like being out of the spotlight either.
That little twit is responsible for more unwarranted hysteria than COVID-19.
My daughter had a friend in HS who was ironically both a gifted athlete and a "convenient hypochondriac." If she didn't want to do something, she would invent maladies she had to get out of doing stuff. One time, she declared she had "spiral meningitis."
 

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The year was 1947.


Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 73 years ago,

numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO),

with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just

outside Roswell, New Mexico.


This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up

by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organisations.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April 1948,

nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:



Sr. Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden


This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.
 
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