I went to the store today. I got my allotted ONE ROLL of toilet paper (single ply, 1250 sheets). My fear is the government will soon realize they need to establish a Toilet Paper Commission and sell it in the government operated ABC liquor stores.My son texted and said he'd scored some TP and wanted to know if we wanted to trade for it. I told him I'd trade some of his ammo stored in MY garage for it. Until then I was holding it hostage.
Son: Good comeback, you win.