You're fine and we're good.Sorry. My "facetious" button was broken. But I agree with you.
Saw two local police in a nice restaurant yesterday having lunch. After I finished my lunch with a friend, I stopped by their table and said, "So this is how you spend our tax money". It was all in good jest and they knew it. We know our local police and we all get along great. It's a small community and nothing like some places where it seems to be an "us and them" thing.
In which part of the Shenandoah do you reside? Which town are you closest to?