[jarhead79]

I would like to start by begging forgiveness if I offend anyone. I mean no offense.

I enjoy reading what you knowledgeable people have to say, and I learn alot.

I ask you this, Please use punctuation, because I'm not smart enough to tell where your sentences end sometimes. Periods will work, and commas will be better. We all like EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[QKShooter]

You'll Get A Jolt Out Of This

:rofl:

Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all
about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful.
People who are not like you admit to being
useless and inferior. You have ruined me
for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can
be forever happy - will you let me be yours?
Gloria


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Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is. All
about you are generous, kind, thoughtful
people, who are not like you. Admit to being
useless and inferior. You have ruined me.
For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no
feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I
can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours, Gloria

 

[ron8903]

Jarhead79,You sound like my Lieutenant.:wave:

 

[jarhead79]

Sorry. If I'd have known that, I'd have kept my mouth shut. JK

 

[P95Carry]

jar - I too love punctuation - and paragraphs. Anything in fact that stretches and interrupts the flow of words to make it easier to read and digest.

I probably go other extreme, using as I do dashes and all sorts to separate my ramblings! :wink:

 

[ExSoldier]

LT = Looney Tunes

jar - I too love punctuation - and paragraphs. Anything in fact that stretches and interrupts the flow of words to make it easier to read and digest.

I probably go other extreme, using as I do dashes and all sorts to separate my ramblings! :wink:

Amen and spell checker is our friend! Also, PLEASE do not use "internet shorthand" it is so annoying. writing U-R for YOU ARE just drives me NUTS! The single exception is the humor abbreviations like LOL, ROFLMAO etc. also stuff like IIRC. But PUH-LEASE leave out the other jargon....and speaking of JARS (Head) what the heck is wrong with being a LIEUTENANT? I was one once. I'm told by my NCO's that I provided endless hours of amusement and that my troops would follow me to Hell, if only to see what crazy thing I was going to do next...sheer curiosity.

 

[jarhead79]

LOL!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Gotta love LTs.

 

[Bud White]

Here ya go..:banana:

 

[Euclidean]

Also, PLEASE do not use "internet shorthand" it is so annoying.

O RLY?

:haha:

 

[ibex]

Thanks, Bud. That was quite a laugh. Actually fell off the chair when I saw the filename. :rofl:

 

[Bud White]

Thanks i thought it was funny so i posted it ..:image035:

 

[Bumper]

I agree on the punctuation and would include grammar (did I spell that right P95? :tongue and spelling. Nobody's perfect, but dear God, nobody even tries anymore. How many have seen guys walking around with baggy shorts 8" below the top of their underwear? Those seem to be the people many are following with their spelling, punctuation and grammar these days. And that's scary....

 

[P95Carry]

Correct Bumper - one choc-chip cookie comin' your way LOL!

Oh heck - the baggy pants - shorts or full length - same problem. My step son still does this - peer pressure wife tells me but, heck, it is so slovenly - and why a belt is bothered with I know not! Pants crotch is approaching knee level - and pant bottoms act pretty much like shoes and get all frayed.

Gait looks approximately like a pregnant penguin - (or is it constipated penguin!) :biggrin2:

He graduates this summer and I just hope one day he will realize that to the rest of the planet he looks a dork and decides to smarten up a bit. He needs boot camp - like many of his ilk!

 

[Bud White]

How do you run like that with pants that low?

 

[ExSoldier]

O RLY?

:haha:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[P95Carry]

Bud, pants that low preclude running - guess kids like that would make good BG fodder!!

Instead of running it comes into category of trip - as in measure length and kiss ground, hard :18:

 

[Bud White]

Your right about that

 

[JT]

At least nobody on this forum uses l33t speak.

 

[P95Carry]

l33t speak

Awe shucks - come on - now you gotta 'splain that ! :biggrin2:

 

[dpesec]

Ex,
I loved your posting. I was one once too, many many years ago. I have to think my group would have done the same, for similar reasons.