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Count on the NFL to screw it up. Instead of giving him a "try out", they should have banned him for life. The guy is primadonna and a back-up QB at best.
 

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Actually Al Bundy did not suck at football. After all he did score 4 touchdowns in the city championship game. His career was derailed when he broke his leg trying to jump over a moving car on a bet, then he got Peg knocked up. As he described it "Leg broke, water broke, end of story".

Don't be dissing on my boy Al.

Count on the NFL to screw it up. Instead of giving him a "try out", they should have banned him for life. The guy is primadonna and a back-up QB at best.
I've always said that if the guy had any real talent as a QB some team would have signed him no matter what baggage he carried. Look around the league at what some guys have done and yet they are playing. A real good player can get away with almost anything.
 

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Gosh what a beautiful day! Wish the weather was like this in the summer :danceban: 72 (f) and sunny!
 
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Fruitcake recipe:

Ingredients:

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
bottle of whiskey

Procedure:

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup.

Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiskey again and sleep well.
That's exactly how I do it!
Where'd you get my recipe?
 

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I thought I borrowed it from OV but apparently he's fallen off the wagon and eating fruitcake again.
I didn't fall off anything. I dove off!
 

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"We know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld
 

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"We know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld
Heaven help me. I understood that.
 

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"We know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld
I have a headache
 
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"We know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld
I knew that! :doh:
 
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