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I'm out in the backyard and I hear the distant sound of the ice cream truck. So I quickly park myself out in the driveway with a few bills to get an ice cream for me and The Boss.

Sorry truck never came by... NCC for him!
 

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I'm out in the backyard and I hear the distant sound of the ice cream truck. So I quickly park myself out in the driveway with a few bills to get an ice cream for me and The Boss.

Sorry truck never came by... NCC for him!
:rolleyes:

Just made me think of that bottle of Baileys in cherry flavor we have in the freezer, liquor and icey cream Mmmmmm
 

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Oh....I see the target now. :biggrin2:
Your idea of a target may not agree with my idea. I know which one I'd be shooting for! I'm old, not dead--yet.
 

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Maybe Covid-19 is that enema I keep saying the world needs.
 

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Maybe Covid-19 is that enema I keep saying the world needs.
I'd believe that when the last Socialist/Communist/Democrat expires.
 
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Maybe Covid-19 is that enema I keep saying the world needs.
Mother Nature keeps trying to kill off our huge overpopulation problem, but we keep finding cures for her diseases. Stupid us!

These socially-transmitted diseases wouldn't matter so much, were there fewer of us. We'd be much wider apart, except within a few cities.
 

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It’s so cool when you think your out of something, and then you find whatever it was that you were looking for and not only that but it taste good :yup:

:danceban: That just happened.
 

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Apologies to those that get sensitive to avatar changes, my better half said the last one I had looked like Hillary so...
 

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Broken English means exactly that, like a phone with a glitch, I cannot understand a thing in broken English ~ that’s an oxymoronic thing. Either it works or it doesn’t. If its broken, then it doesn’t work.

Simple.
 

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Has anyone else wondered why tennis balls come in a vacuum-sealed container?
 
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