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Suspenders or butt implants?

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Gentlemen - Unfortunately I have been blessed (?) with a body shape (pear?) that does NOT include hips or butt cheeks per se! My waist is big enough...but I have no hips nor butt cheeks to hold up my pants. Over the years I could chinch up my belt and all was fine...then came a CCW and an IWB holster. My problem is that now that I've started carrying, my rig pulls down my pants ... sorta like the young'ins at the mall! I've decided on a Glock 27 with a Com'tac Minotaur holster at 4:00 on my strong side. I've tried a few other IWB holsters...unfortunately with the same results...After about a hours or so of moving around...I get "droopy!" I'm considering breaking out my suspenders that are left over from my SASS days or maybe just getting butt implants!!! haha Just wondering what other "older/mature" fellas are using!!! I appreciate any comments and/or suggestions. Thanks in advance!
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Just wondering what other "older/mature" fellas are using!!!
My memory...of the days when reading such a post would generate laughter, instead of a quiet nod of the head.

I have just gotten good at the casual hoisting of the pants. Just can't make myself wear suspenders on a daily basis. I haven't been a plumber in decades. :smile:
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Suspenders are a lot cheaper and less "surgery recovery time"...........LOL
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galco classic shoulder rig and a tshirt over it.
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galco classic shoulder rig and a tshirt over it.
That's the way I roll . My jeans can drop to my ankles in their downward migration . That 1911 is in exactly the same place when I grab for it as it was when I put it on .
Been having the same issues, but women tell me they like my butt ... so, may have to go with the suspenders.
What a bunch of whimps...

Velcro boxers.
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Try assattall pills.
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Maybe some suspender implants.....
i have the exact same problem as the op.. Makes carrying IWB almost impossible. Might have to switch to OWB, but don't feel that as easy to conceal as IWB. Just wish i had a little smaller belly and more booty...
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To be absolutely sure do both. Suspenders and butt implants!!
Just wish i had a little smaller belly and more booty...
I just tell folks I picked a fight that I shouldn't have picked. Got my ass kicked up into my belly. :smile:
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I just tell folks I picked a fight that I shouldn't have picked. Got my ass kicked up into my belly. :smile:
haha.. love that and i'll have to use that from now on.. :35:
I work out, I diet, but at my age it seems like all I can do is hold the line, so to speak. (No diet advice, please, I get so sick of everyone's unsolicited advice on that!) I like suspenders! They are one of the great inventions of all time!

Here is a set I really like for gun carry. The Dickies "Perry" suspenders. They are really well made, inexpensive and they hook on to your belt. They work great with a gun belt. What I like to do in cooler weather is wear a T-shirt, suspenders over that, and then a non-tucked in open shirt over the suspenders and my gun carried OWB. Feels comfortable all day!

https://www.amazon.com/Dickies-Perr...nodeID=2474956011&keywords=suspenders+for+men
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I have a hanks ccw belt and a pair of perry suspenders, I got white so it blends in with the white t-shirt I wear. I use an iwb holster and with the suspenders don't have to synch the belt so tight I can't breath.


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Deep squats with a loaded barbell on your shoulders? :blink:

Nah, me neither. :biggrin2:

I'm a proponent of the (pun-intended)...Belly Band!
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