Tennessee State Troopers

Two men are driving through Tennessee when they get pulled over by a
State Trooper. The Trooper walks up and taps on the window with his
nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the Trooper smacks him in
the head with the stick.

The driver asks, \"What the hell was that for?\"

The cop answers, \"You\'re in Tennessee, son. When we pull you over, you
better have your license ready when we get to your car.\"

The driver says, \"I\'m sorry, Officer, I\'m not from around here.\" The
Trooper runs a check on the guy\'s license, and he\'s clean. He gives the
guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on
the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the Trooper
smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, \"What\'d you do that for?\"

The Trooper says, \"Just making your wish come true.\"

The passenger asks, \"Making what wish come true?\"

The cop says, \"I know that two miles down the road you\'re gonna say to
your buddy, \"I wish that asshole would\'ve tried that shit with me!\"